Sales Showman Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the lively spirit of a sales showman? Our collection features humorous and clever items perfect for anyone who loves the thrill of the sales floor. Whether it’s a fun mug for their morning brew, a witty t-shirt to showcase their sales swagger, a cozy pillow for their office space, or a stylish print to decorate their workspace, these thoughtful gifts are sure to bring a smile. Find something that truly celebrates their charismatic sales personality.

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"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!" mockup

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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Larry's used art

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!' mockup

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other. mockup

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump." mockup

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table." mockup

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

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'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!' mockup

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable." mockup

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes. mockup

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!' mockup

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now." mockup

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped." mockup

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'What do you do with the time you save?' mockup

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution mockup

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

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Toadstools

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'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.' mockup

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.' mockup

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

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Lethal Presentation

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'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.' mockup

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?" mockup

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.' mockup

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

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Sales chart is buildings in background. mockup

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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Sales Showman Gifts Collection

Sales Showman Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for sales showmen—perfect for adding some humor to their morning routine.

Sales Showman Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort, ideal for any sales enthusiast's workspace or home.

Sales Showman Prints

Browse our prints that add personality to their office, showcasing their sales charisma in style.

Sales Showman T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that celebrate sales confidence—great for making a statement wherever they go.