Showmanship Gifts

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

National Upstagers Society

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Jarvis Cocker

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

E=Emcee Squared

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Jerry's dancing dogs

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

The Abominable Showman...

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

Elvis

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'No hitting below the belt.'

Rugger.

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"