Showmanship Aficionados Gifts

Boy and horse rider

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

E=Emcee Squared

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Bismark Ballet School

Intramission

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Jerusalem's Got Talent

Great Moments in Chess

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

The Bavarians, scene 2.

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

Plastic Surgery. No, after the face-lift you won't need to walk on tiptoes.

In Deep Denial

"You'd think a celebrity sex tape would display a higher degree of showmanship."

Outlet Charmer.

'I'll tell you what you can't teach- speed and quickness.'

Hakagram.

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"Hey man, please don't litter in my saxophone case."

National Upstagers Society

Behring Sea Fishing Rights

"Let's call it a day."

"You look like a man who might be interested in out range of personal toiletries!"

'Go around the park just one more time.'