Show-off Aficionado Gifts

'Go around the park just one more time.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Bette Midler

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Animal Actors

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"Those who can can, dance."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'She'll be back!!!'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Alan Carr

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Noel Coward

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'