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'Go around the park just one more time.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Animal Actors

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"Those who can can, dance."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'She'll be back!!!'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''