Show-off Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Live the Dream!

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Mom, I got the job!"

Heavy Workload

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

A woman bows to the crowd

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Walter The Sea Monster

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Two women in jeweled dresses

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

'Hello, and welcome to 'The Brief Show'. See you next time!'

"No, I just stand there and men applaud."

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."