Show-off Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Live the Dream!

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Heavy Workload

"Mom, I got the job!"

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

A woman bows to the crowd

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Walter The Sea Monster

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

"No, I just stand there and men applaud."

'Hello, and welcome to 'The Brief Show'. See you next time!'

Showbiz

Two women in jeweled dresses

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."