Showmanship Spirit Gifts

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

E=Emcee Squared

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Jerry's dancing dogs

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

The Abominable Showman...

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Sportsmanship

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

P.T. Barnum caricature.

Rugger.

'No hitting below the belt.'

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"