Showman Spirit Gifts

Jarvis Cocker

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Jerry's dancing dogs

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

The Abominable Showman...

For services to Tourism. . .

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

Elvis

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

'Show off!'

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

'Piano Player'

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

Penn and Teller

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

Punch in the churchyard

"Maybe it's still alive."

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

Gate-Crasher at the Thirty-ninth Annual Festival of the Birds.