Smile Showman Gifts

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Jerry's dancing dogs

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

The Abominable Showman...

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

Elvis

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

'Show off!'

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

Punch in the churchyard

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

Penn and Teller

The giants waiting on the dwarfs