Singing Showman Gifts

The Singing Financial Reporter

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Jarvis Cocker

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Drunken singers in a public house

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Jerry's dancing dogs

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

The Abominable Showman...

'I seek an audience with the king.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Elvis

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

'Show off!'

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

P.T. Barnum caricature.

'Piano Player'

Penn and Teller

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

Punch in the churchyard

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

The ring toss portion of the debate is over.