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"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Drunken singers in a public house

Jerry's dancing dogs

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I seek an audience with the king.'

The Abominable Showman...

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

'Show off!'

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

'Piano Player'

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

Punch in the churchyard

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

The ring toss portion of the debate is over.