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"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

P.T. Barnum caricature.

Punch in the churchyard

Grinder's lot

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

An interview with Codlin and Short

Jerry's dancing dogs

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'That's right, I toured all over Europe with the Buffalo Bill's Wild West Tour...'

P.T. Barnum

The Abominable Showman...

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

E=Emcee Squared

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Magic Accident

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Too Much?

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

'Show off!'

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

Can can dancer.

'Piano Player'

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."