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P.T. Barnum

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

E=Emcee Squared

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Jerry's dancing dogs

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

The Abominable Showman...

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'I seek an audience with the king.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'Show off!'

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

P.T. Barnum caricature.

Boy and horse rider

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

'Piano Player'

Punch in the churchyard

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

"You'd think a celebrity sex tape would display a higher degree of showmanship."

'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

National Upstagers Society

'That's right, I toured all over Europe with the Buffalo Bill's Wild West Tour...'