Showmanship T-Shirts

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

National Upstagers Society

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

E=Emcee Squared

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Jerry's dancing dogs

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

The Abominable Showman...

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

An interview with Codlin and Short

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Rugger.

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

'No hitting below the belt.'

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"