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Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Jerry's dancing dogs

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

The Abominable Showman...

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Oculist.

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

An interview with Codlin and Short

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

'No hitting below the belt.'

Rugger.

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Chess bowling.