Stand-up Scientist T-Shirts

Celebrate the inventive spirit with our witty t-shirts designed for stand-up scientists. Perfect for daily wear or science comedy gigs, these tees blend humor with a love for discovery.

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Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..." mockup

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

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"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..." mockup

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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She loves to play with string theory. mockup

She loves to play with string theory.

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"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity." mockup

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

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"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation." mockup

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

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'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!' mockup

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead." mockup

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

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PET THEORIES

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..." mockup

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

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How Glaciations Begin

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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!" mockup

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?" mockup

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

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'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?' mockup

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

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The new Physics

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.' mockup

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

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'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.' mockup

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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Evolution...the dandy lion.

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Evolving/Devolving

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Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs. mockup

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

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Evolution...the wifi rhino.

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'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.' mockup

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

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Stand-up Scientist T-Shirts Collection

Stand-up Scientist Mugs

Discover our full range of mugs capturing the humorous and inventive essence of stand-up scientists—perfect for inspiring laughter every day.

Stand-up Scientist Pillows

Bring a touch of humor and comfort with our funny pillows designed for stand-up scientists—ideal for lounge time or adding personality to any space.

Stand-up Scientist Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate the charming wit and curiosity of stand-up scientists—perfect for decorating their workspace or home.