Showmanship Scientist Gifts

E=Emcee Squared

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Jerry's dancing dogs

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

The Abominable Showman...

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Elvis

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Oculist.

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

Rugger.

'No hitting below the belt.'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."