Showman Spirit T-Shirts

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Jerry's dancing dogs

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

The Abominable Showman...

For services to Tourism. . .

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

An interview with Codlin and Short

'Show off!'

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

'Piano Player'

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

Punch in the churchyard

"Maybe it's still alive."

'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

Gate-Crasher at the Thirty-ninth Annual Festival of the Birds.

National Upstagers Society