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The ring toss portion of the debate is over.

Trial by Media

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I'm a star!'

Menopause and the City

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Good Morning Britain

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Clownton Abbey

Jerry's dancing dogs

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Magician creates magic square

Alan Davies.

Morgan Freeman

The Abominable Showman...

Sue Perkins

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Bunny TV.