Showman Lover Pillows

The ring toss portion of the debate is over.

Trial by Media

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I'm a star!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Jerry's dancing dogs

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Magician creates magic square

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

The Abominable Showman...

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

Bunny TV.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I seek an audience with the king.'