One-man Show Lover Pillows

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Trial by Media

Trump! The Musical

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Situation Tragedy.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I'm a star!'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Paunch and Judy.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Larry David

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Magic Accident

Magician creates magic square

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."