Sports Showman T-Shirts

F&E Boxing Promoters. Boxing in a New York City theater? Yeah, we'll sell lots of tickets calling it a "Broadway hit show!"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Jerry's dancing dogs

'Mother will catch you!'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Another reason why people who are married should never co-anchor the news.

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

The weight of winning gold.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

The Abominable Showman...

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Bernard Hinault

Born to play ball.

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Making Things Pleasant.

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

An interview with Codlin and Short

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"