Sports Showman Prints

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Jerry's dancing dogs

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Another reason why people who are married should never co-anchor the news.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

The weight of winning gold.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

The Abominable Showman...

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Bernard Hinault

His Other Shtick

Crossing the thin line into show business

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Making Things Pleasant.

An interview with Codlin and Short

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'