Smile Stylist Gifts

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

"I had to get braces."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"I'm just a gentleman dentist."

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'Your teeth are overlapping. Try wearing one set at a time.'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Car Dentistry.

Dentist Training School.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Change your style, learn to smile!

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Savoy Dental Salon

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'