Smile Stylists Gifts

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Car Dentistry.

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

Duchess of Cambridge

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

Savoy Dental Salon

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

The Burbs

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'