Smile Specialist Gifts

Red wine teeth

Car Dentistry.

He who laughs, lasts.

Savoy Dental Salon

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Can we stop smiling now, love? Happy hour finished 10 minutes ago.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Change your style, learn to smile!

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!