Smile Specialist Gifts

Red wine teeth

Car Dentistry.

He who laughs, lasts.

Savoy Dental Salon

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Can we stop smiling now, love? Happy hour finished 10 minutes ago.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Change your style, learn to smile!

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"