Sportsman Spirit Gifts

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Golfing Bishop.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'It's baseball season!'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Halo Frisbee.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Cheerleaders

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Strive to win!

Men can show their emotions!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Team Leader

Football supporters.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'