Sportsman Spirit Mugs

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Golfing Bishop.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'It's baseball season!'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Halo Frisbee.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Cheerleaders

Men can show their emotions!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Strive to win!

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Team Leader

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'