Sportsman Gifts

"Oh, it always starts politely."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'Heulluva Mark.'

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. X

Bernard Hinault

Harry Kane

Skeets Champion.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Performance Enhancing Drugs

'Is it time for spring training already?'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

I love hockey!

'Get up,you fool-you're the one who's on the canvas!'

"Welcome to your new club, my friend! Of course we will help you to find a car, an apartment and a tattoo shop."

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Nick Pope

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

The Snow Leopard

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'He's been gone a good five minutes.'

"All you gotta do for a million bucks, big guy, is show up on weekends and run down the field with this ball."

Bill Shankland

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Tiger Woods.

'Let's not fight.'