Retro Sportsman Gifts

"It's a great idea for a game, but maybe we should be using something other than a rock."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The weight of winning gold.

Bernard Hinault

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Born to play ball.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Making Things Pleasant.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Men shooting both claim the same bird

Skeets Champion.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Did you have to bring your chicken?

I love hockey!

Golfer hitting a die.

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"