Retired Sportsman Gifts

'Would you care for a number three cane, Mr Nicklaus?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Mother will catch you!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"I quit."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"You've still got it Joao."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"I once loved a parade."

The weight of winning gold.

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Bernard Hinault

Born to play ball.

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Making Things Pleasant.

"Your kind of course, dad."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."