Retro Sportsman Pillows

"It's a great idea for a game, but maybe we should be using something other than a rock."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

The weight of winning gold.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Bernard Hinault

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

Born to play ball.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Men shooting both claim the same bird

Skeets Champion.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Golfer hitting a die.

I love hockey!

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"