Retro Sports Fans Pillows

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"We're here, Harry."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Suzanne Lenglen

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

"You've still got it Joao."