Classic Sportsman Pillows

'Great job pointing him out, Scout...Now what?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Discus accidents.

The weight of winning gold.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Bernard Hinault

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Born to play ball.