Casual Sportsman Pillows

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Banana Yoga

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The weight of winning gold.

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Bernard Hinault

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Caddy With A Cool Box

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Making Things Pleasant.