Relaxed Sportsman Pillows

"Your kind of course, dad."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

The weight of winning gold.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Bernard Hinault

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"She's in her happy place again."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

Born to play ball.