Relaxed Sportsman Pillows

'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'

"Your kind of course, dad."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Just go with the workflow."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Mother will catch you!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

The weight of winning gold.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Bernard Hinault

"She's in her happy place again."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"