Classic Sportsman Prints

'Great job pointing him out, Scout...Now what?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Mother will catch you!'

The weight of winning gold.

Discus accidents.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Bernard Hinault

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Born to play ball.

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Making Things Pleasant.