Professional Sportsman Prints

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Wow... The Performance Enhancing Drug For The Rest Of Us...

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Currently Boston

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'Mother will catch you!'

Professional football.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Rugby Mad.

The Off-Season

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

The weight of winning gold.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"This better be important."

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'