Nostalgic Sportsman Prints

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'I was school champion at keepy uppy. I bet I can still keep this ball off the ground for hours.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"You've still got it Joao."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"I miss Nixon."

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

When I was a kid, I dreamed of going to medical school. I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Really? But I was great at football, wound up playing in college and got derailed. Everything came so easy. Who needed medical school? House of Java.net Cybercafe. But maybe what really happened was that I suffered concussions, and lost my drive and ability. and not I just hang out all day and serve as a sex object for hot chicks. Worked out beautifully. I need to get some concussions.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'Great job pointing him out, Scout...Now what?'

'I remember when you were just fields son.'

'...And when I was nine years old, my parents got me a RICKY Mouse watch!'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

"We've kicked all our bad habits. Now what do we do for fun?"

"It's a great idea for a game, but maybe we should be using something other than a rock."