Sports Spirit Seeker Gifts

"Uh-oh."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Golfing Bishop.

Unguided imagery

At the 2021 Religious Games

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Cheerleaders

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

First Prize!

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."