Spiritual Sportsman Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Golfing with God.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Thanks God!

'I will need to watch the replay.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

The Alter of Football

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Golfing Fakir.

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

It's just a game vs. get real.

Angel Delight

Rams: 14-0

"But you held on to that fly ball."

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'