Good Sportsmanship Gifts

"Welcome to the big leagues."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Then and Now.

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

Bull with gun

"What have you done?"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Hall of Fame

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Victim support

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

'No hitting below the belt.'