Sportsmanship Supporters Gifts

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

Then and Now.

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

"What have you done?"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

Bull with gun

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Victim support

'We could have a problem here lads.'

Rugger.

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."