Sportsmanship Admirers Gifts

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Football Sculpture.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Rugby Mad.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Then and Now.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Sportsmanship

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"This new guy's really good!"

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"What have you done?"

Bull with gun

Victim support

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."