Sportsmanship Admirer Gifts

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

'You are doing it wrong.'

Football Sculpture.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Rugby Mad.

Then and Now.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Sportsmanship

Sergio Aguero

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

Daley Thompson

"What have you done?"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Bull with gun

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."