Competitive Sportsmanship Gifts

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Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Can our software do that?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Centaur Sprinter

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Then and Now.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."