Salesman Prints

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'By setting the sales goal after the sales, we're able to consistently maintain an above average sales quota.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...'

'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'

'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

"Maybe I could just leave a flier then."

Lethal Presentation

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"I love your optimism."

'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"