Retailer Gifts

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

Consumer Complaints.

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Math books are a fraction of their cost

Supa Savers and Hyper Market surround Cornered Shop.

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

Sidewalk sign holder holding sign that says 'Save 100%! (don't buy it).

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.

Staff Picks

'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Normally we just come up with some ludicrously high figure depending on how deep we think your pockets are, then we offer you a huge 'discount' to bring it down to about twice what we actually need.'

A Street in the Philosophy District

Loyalty Card

Paint By Number

'This clock you sold me loses fifteen minutes every hour!'

'I might see if they're any cheaper online.'

'Today I sold my first car and I'm really proud, boss. If only I diddn't have to go home by bus...'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

'May I help you?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.