"It's our last model without GPS. Your wife will never know where you are."
Telephone Salesman Gifts
Searching for a gift for a telephone salesman? Our collection of humorous and clever products features witty slogans and playful designs that honor their sales talent. Whether it's a funny mug to start the day, a T-shirt that highlights their communication skills, a cozy pillow for relaxing after calls, or a stylish print to decorate their workspace, you'll find the perfect gift. Celebrate their profession with a touch of humor and personality that will make them smile and feel appreciated.
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
Larry's used art
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."
"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
Lethal Presentation
Sales chart is buildings in background.
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.
The Salesman
STRIP Hambone: Paper work
"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"
"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '
'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'
"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"
"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."
"I love your optimism."
"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
'It seats two comfortably.'
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
Salesman I-Pad Business Card
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."
"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
Mohammad's motors
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
Sales.
"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."
Telephone Salesman Gifts Collection
Telephone Salesman Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for telephone sales professionals and add some humor to their daily routine.
Telephone Salesman Pillows
Find playful pillows for telephone sales pros to relax and unwind with a touch of humor in their home or office.
Telephone Salesman Prints
Discover stylish prints that celebrate the art of sales and bring personality to any workspace.
Telephone Salesman T-Shirts
Check out our witty T-shirts perfect for telephone salespeople to showcase their unique personality and sense of humor.