Television Salesman Gifts

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

'You're in luck, Sir. . . we found the only television in the shop that won't show sports!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.